" I initially got into quidditch because 1:Nerdom 2:potentially hot guys who might be equally nerdy.
I stayed for the ability TO SLAY THE OPPONENT AND GUT THEM IN A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE MANNER.
I love quidditch.”
Reblog if your non-quidditch friends are sick and tired of you talking about quidditch.
"Cute guy on the Badassilisks-
darkish skin, curly dark hair, and glasses. Wish I had gotten to talk to you more at WC~ what’s your name, cutie? “
I can help you out with that